Quotes Of The Week: Lucky, Lanterns, Strange New Worlds

Is there anything better than spending your Sunday scrolling through TVLine's latest Quotes of the Week column? In our list below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find a dozen shows represented, including "Stuart Fails to Save the Universe," "Beyond the Gates," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "Days of Our Lives," "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds," "Last Week Tonight With John Oliver," and "Married at First Sight." Also featured in this week's roundup: "Lucky" makes a big move, "Big Brother" considers a lucrative bribe, and "Project Runway" takes a jab at AI.

Plus, we've got double doses of "Lanterns" and "Ted Lasso." Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! ( With contributions from Nick Caruso, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz, and Andy Swift ) "The defense enters a plea of not guilty and asks Your Honor to set reasonable bail, even understanding Mr.

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Jordan is technically a flight risk. Because he can fly." Billy (Jason Ritter) has his work cut out, defending Hal "You want to go to jail so you can talk to that guy that Mrs.

Sheriff doesn't want you to talk to." John (Aaron Pierre) zeroes in on why Hal (Kyle Chandler) is provoking a bar patron into the dumbest of fights "When I am rich, no one will question MEEEEEEE!" Dennis (Glenn Howerton) is tired of people standing in the way of his destiny to become obscenely wealthy "You know what?

I'll bet you that's what it was. Chad is Lexie's brother. Maybe they had..." Paulina's (Jackée Harry) theory about Chad and Lexie is cut off due to Chanel going into labor, which prompts us to ask: What exactly does Paulina think those half-siblings "had"?

Actually, do we even want to know? "The truth is you were willing to risk my life for the con, and I'm not anymore...

I love you, Dad, but you won't see me again." Lucky (Anya Taylor-Joy) makes her biggest move yet to secure her freedom "You never want to be in a position where you describe your job as a scene out of 'American Horror Story.' Honestly, if you absolutely have to choose a Ryan Murphy show for your workplace to resemble, the obvious answer is 'All's Fair.' Kim Kardashian, Niecy Nash Betts, Teyana Taylor, Naomi Watts, Sarah Paulson, and Glenn Close in different shades of magenta suits, as well as dialogue like this ..." [ Plays clip in which Paulson's character refers to Kardashian's as a "poor, discarded c** rag" ] "Yeah!

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That's the Ryan Murphy production you're gonna want to be stuck in!" "I am sewing as fast as I can! I only have four fingers!" The puppet version of Chapel (Jess Bush) is annoyed "Felipe can sit there all day and just be like, 'Oh, I don't care.

It doesn't bug me.' But it's not really about how it bugs Felipe.

He needs to have a little bit of a backbone there to, like, draw that boundary. Because he's just growing more feet " Caitlin urges Felipe to stop saying outlandish things for the sake of his marriage "Maybe we'll find a janitor who's a mathematical genius." "Yeah. Or a coal miner's son who's a ballet prodigy." "What's a Susan Boyle?

Is that what British folks call skin tags?" Ted (Jason Sudeikis) is up on his film references — but not on "Britain's Got Talent" "She usually just called me a 'lazy cow.'" "That's because you were a lazy cow." "Would a lazy cow study to become a lawyer?" "No way. Cow on a laptop?

There'd be typos all over the place regardless of its work ethic." Who cares about the ongoing tension between Gemma (Abbie Hern) and Alice (Tanya Reynolds)?

Ted (Jason Sudeikis) would like to discuss the logistical hurdles facing a cow in law school "Do you know how much Chipotle I could buy with $5,000? Hint: It's a lot ." Yash has good reason to consider taking Dee's bribe — especially during Chipotle Honey Chicken Season "You are beautiful to look at." "Has no one ever told you this before?" "My mom, but she said it was an inner beauty." Bert is not prepared for Chana (Zoe Cipres) to pay him a compliment "We're getting along fine." "Uh-huh, yeah, and I'm about to retire so I can compete in Miss Teen USA." Not that we'd suggest such a drastic career change for Bill (Timon Kyle Durrett), but you have to admit, he'd make a pretty ruthless pageant contestant — those girls wouldn't know what hit them "AI couldn't create this.

AI, eat your heart out. This is what the human touch does." Supermodel Iman takes a stance in the name of art!